Fed up with your job? You can now leave it all behind and spend your days cuddling kittens instead.
A vet clinic in Ireland is currently seeking a full-time cat cuddler and we swear this is a 100 percent real job that is actually being offered.
Now, the position will undoubtedly receive a metric fuckton of applications (because seriously, who wouldn’t want this gig?) so listen closely to the requirements. The Just Cats clinic is seeking the best cat cuddler the world has to offer — a “crazy cat person” who has plenty of “cattitude” and knows how to give some stray cats the lovin’ they need.
Their definition of a “perfect candidate” reads as follows:
1. “Must have gentle hands capable of petting and stroking cats for long periods of time.”
2. “They need to be softly spoke and capable of cat whispering to calm the nerves of some of our in patients.”
3. “An ability to understand different types of purring is a distinct advantage in helping you secure this position with us.”
Hey, that’s nothing a quick visit to the Googles can’t solve.
But there is one qualification that might be a little more difficult to receive. You’ll need to get your paws on a qualification recognized by the veterinary council of Ireland. That might take some time, but spending your days off in the rowdy pubs of Ireland would make it beyond worthwhile.